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No, reader, still no new essay: that will be July 2nd, 2018, and trust me, you’ll be glad I held it back, because then you will remember that The Lightning Stenography Device, which you didn’t buy last time it was on sale, will be on sale again from July 2nd through July 6th. For five days you will be able to snag 2018’s most psychedelic novel for $0.99, which is
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